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omfgdoges:

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aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

star-spangled sex god

(Source: nataliaromanov)

animatedsamurai:

owlmylove:

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owlmylove:

oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door??

fuck okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there

UPDATE: I MAY HAVE JUST PEPPER SPRAYED SANTA

i’m just now recalling that my grandfather is famous for having shot the Easter Bunny i think this may be a family business

Saving people,

hunting the guardians,

the family business.

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